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" Marriage is a wonderful
invention: then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit."
Billy Connolly |
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" Marriage is good for
those who are afraid to sleep
alone at night."
St. Jerome, Attack on Jovinian |
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" My mother once told me
that if a married couple puts a
penny in a pot for every time
they make love in the first
year, and takes a penny out
every time after that, they'll
never get all the pennies out of
the pot."
Armistead Maupin, Tales of the
City, 1978 |
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" The way to hold a husband
is to keep him a little jealous;
the way to lose him is to keep
him a little more jealous."
H.L. Mencken |
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" Any married man should
forget his mistakes - no use two
people remembering the same
thing."
Duane Dewel |
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" Men who have a pierced
ear are better prepared for
marriage - they've experienced
pain and bought jewelry."
Rita Rudner |
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" Then marriage may be said to
be past in all quietnesse, when
the wife is blind, and the
husband deafe."
Thomas Heywood, "Dialogues" |
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" Love is grand; divorce a
hundred grand."
Unknown |
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" It is easier to be a
lover than a husband for the
simple reason that it is more
difficult to be witty every day
than to say pretty things from
time to time."
Balzac, Physiologie du mariage,
1829 |
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"
A single man has not nearly the
value he would have in a state
of union. He is an incomplete
animal. He resembles the odd
half of a pair of scissors."
Benjamin Franklin |
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