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" Men never know how tired
they are till their wives sit
them down for a nice long talk."
Mignon McLaughlin, The
Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 |
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" The reason they're called
the opposite sex is because
every time you think you have
your wife fooled - it's just the
opposite!"
Walter Winchell |
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" Originally marriage meant
the sale of a woman by one man
to another; now most women sell
themselves though they have no
intention of delivering the
goods listed in the bill of
sale."
Robert Graves |
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" If I ever marry, it will
be on a sudden impulse - as a
man shoots himself."
H.L. Mencken |
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" My wife tells me she
doesn't care what I do when I'm
away, as long as I'm not
enjoying it."
Lee Trevino |
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" "What's for dinner?" is
the only question many husbands
ask their wives, and the only
one to which they care about the
answer."
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second
Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 |
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" Hubert Humphrey talks so
fast that listening to him is
like trying to read Playboy
magazine with your wife turning
the pages."
Barry Goldwater |
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" People do not marry
people, not real ones anyway;
they marry what they think the
person is; they marry illusions
and images. The exciting
adventure of marriage is finding
out who the partner really is."
James L. Framo, "Explorations in
Marital & Family Therapy" |
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" Men have a much better
time of it than women. For one
thing, they marry later; for
another thing, they die
earlier."
H.L. Mencken |
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"
No man expects a great deal from
marriage. He is quite satisfied
if his wife is a good cook, a
good valet, an attentive
audience, and a patient
nurse."
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