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" I guess walking slow
getting married is because it
gives you time to maybe change
your mind."
Virginia Cary Hudson, O Ye Jigs
& Juleps, 1962 (Thank you,
Charlene) |
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" A husband is what is left
of the lover after the nerve has
been extracted."
Helen Rowland |
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" My husband and I divorced
over religious differences. He
thought he was God, and I didn't."
Unknown |
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" Marriage is the alliance
of two people, one of whom never
remembers birthdays and the
other never forgets them."
Ogden Nash |
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" Husbands are like fires. They
go out when unattended."
Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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" The concern that some
women show at the absence of
their husbands, does not arise
from their not seeing them and
being with them, but from their
apprehension that their husbands
are enjoying pleasures in which
they do not participate, and
which, from their being at a
distance, they have not the
power of interrupting."
Michel de Montaigne |
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" But married once, a man
is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot
graze beyond his own hedge."
Philip Massinger, Fatal Dowry,
1632 |
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" Marriage is the only war
in which you sleep with the
enemy."
François, Duc de La
Rochefoucauld |
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" Why do married men gain
weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the
refrigerator, see nothing they
want, then go to bed. Married
guys go to the bed, see nothing
they want, then go to the
refrigerator."
Unknown |
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"
I never married because there
was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a
dog which growls every morning,
a parrot which swears all
afternoon, and a cat that comes
home late at night."
Marie
Corelli |
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