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" My mother said it was
simple to keep a man, you must
be a maid in the living room, a
cook in the kitchen and a whore
in the bedroom. I said I'd hire
the other two and take care of
the bedroom bit."
Jerry Hal |
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" The marriage state, with
or without the affection
suitable to it, is the
completest image of Heaven and
Hell we are capable of receiving
in this life."
Richard Steele, The Spectator |
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" Adultery is the
application of democracy to
love."
Henry Louis Mencken, "Sententiae,"
A Book of Burlesques, 1920 |
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" Marriage: A legal or
religious ceremony by which two
persons of the opposite sex
solemnly agree to harass and spy
on each other for ninety-nine
years, or until death do them
join."
Elbert Hubbard |
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" When a girl marries she
exchanges the attentions of many
men for the inattention of one."
Helen Rowland |
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" In the long run wives are
to be paid in a peculiar coin -
consideration for their
feelings. As it usually turns
out this is an enormous,
unthinkable inflation few men
will remit, or if they will,
only with a sense of being
overcharged."
Elizabeth Hardwick, Seduction
and Betrayal, 1974 |
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" Before marriage, a man
declares that he would lay down
his life to serve you; after
marriage, he won't even lay down
his newspaper to talk to you."
Helen Rowland |
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" Being divorced is like
being hit by a Mack truck. If
you live through it, you start
looking very carefully to the
right and to the left."
Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960 |
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" Marriage changes passion
- suddenly you're in bed with a
relative."
Unknown |
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"
It is not marriage that fails;
it is people that fail. All that
marriage does is to show people
up."
Harry
Emerson Fosdick |
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