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" A fellow ought to save a few
of the long evenings he spends
with his girl till after they're
married."
Kin Hubbard |
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" A psychiatrist asks a lot
of expensive questions your wife
asks for nothing."
Joey Adams |
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" A question asked in a
Surrey school exam went: "Why do
cocks crow early every morning?"
A twelve-year-old replied: "My
dad says they have to make the
most of it while the hens are
asleep."
Quoted in the Peterborough Daily
Telegraph, 1983 |
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" A man may be a fool and not
know it, but not if he is
married."
H.L. Mencken |
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" Marriage is a meal where
the soup is better than the
dessert."
Austin O'Malley |
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" Most wives think of their
husbands as bumbling braggarts
with whom they happen to be in
love."
Jackie Gleason |
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" For two people in a
marriage to live together day
after day is unquestionably the
one miracle the Vatican has
overlooked."
Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage |
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" I have learned that only
two things are necessary to keep
one's wife happy. First, let her
think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it."
Lyndon B. Johnson |
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" Marriage is a ghastly
public confession of a strictly
private intention."
Ian Hay |
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"
Some marriages break up, and
some do not, and in our world
you can usually explain the
former better than the latter."
Mignon
McLaughlin, The Second
Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 |
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