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" The last time I was
inside a woman was when I went
to the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen |
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" Men are from Earth. Women are
from Earth. Deal with it."
George Carlin |
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" When we got married I
told my wife "If you leave me,
I'm going with you. And she
never did."
James Fineous McBride |
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" Marrying a man is like
buying something you've been
admiring for a long time in a
shop window. You may love it
when you get it home, but it
doesn't always go with
everything else in the house."
Jean Kerr |
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" Sex without love is an
empty experience, but as empty
experiences go, it's one of the
best."
Woody Allen |
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" Nobody will ever win the
battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing
with the enemy."
Henry Kissinger |
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" Love is an electric blanket
with somebody else in control of
the switch."
Cathy Carlyle |
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" If sex is such a natural
phenomenon, how come there are
so many books on how to do it?"
Bette Midler |
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" Marriage is like jogging
through a puddle of industrial
strength rubber glue. You can
work hard and make it through
the struggles; however, you
usually leave your bobby socks
and sneakers behind along the
way."
Anonymous |
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"
No man is truly married until he
understands every word his wife
is NOT saying."
Anonymous |
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