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" It's been so long since I made
love,
I can't even remember who gets
tied up."
Joan Rivers |
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" Men make the highs higher
and the lows more frequent."
Anonymous |
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" Women marry men hoping
they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will
not.
So each is inevitably
disappointed."
Albert Einstein |
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" Shopping is better than
sex. At least if you're not
satisfied, you can exchange it
for something you really like."
Adrienne Gusoff |
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" An archeologist is the
best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets, the more
interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie |
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" The four most important
words in any marriage..."I'll do
the dishes."
Unknown |
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" Men only have two
faults....What they do, and what
they say!"
Anonymous |
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" Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries."
Cher |
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" I'm always looking for
meaningful one night stands."
Dudley Moore |
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"
Marriage has no guarantees. If
that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery."
Erma
Bombeck |
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